1.  JOE LIEBERMAN. WARNING: Joe, you’ve used 6 of your 9 lives.

2.  GREEN PEOPLE. Or whoever the people are who are going to get one of Obama’s 2.5 million new green jobs.

3.  HILLARY CLINTON. It’s almost official! What an excellent strategic pick by Obama!  It frees Obama from worrying that Hillary will run against him in 2012 or be in any way critical of his administration. In addition, it ties her future  to his future. Also, it allows Hillary to tie herself to change and not be a part of the “old” Washington. Regardless of what the talking heads say, it’s a WIN-WIN.

4.  The Big 3. They’ll get their dough, trust.

5.  Pirates. Pirates Article

6.  Sidwell Friends.

7. President Elect Obama. His team, thus far, is top notch, centrist, professionals. No-Drama Obama.

8.  Thomas Friedman. One of the only journalists at the forefront with some intellectually muscular criticisms of our economy and the recent auto industry bail out talks.

9.  Liberalism. Money everywhere for everybody. wow.

10. Senator Elect Mark Begich.

Yesterday, Republican CNN contributor Tara Wall (pictured below in an August YouTube clip) seemed to hint that she may be an Obama supporter!!! When CNN host Campbell Brown referred to Ms. Wall as a McCain supporter, honeychile damn near jumped out of her skin! Tara quickly corrected Ms. Thang and let her know, in no uncertain terms, that she had not endorsed either candidate! I thought Roland Martin was going to laugh himself crazy….

1. Wachovia. Getting bailed out after you go broke, priceless!
2. Washington Mutual. Ditto!
3. Barack Obama.
4. Sarah Palin.
5. Wells Fargo.
6. Gwen Ifill.
7. Pork. All 100 billion dollars of it!
8. FactCheck.org.
9. CNN’s Ali Velsi. That lil’ hairless prophet of doom, as referred to on The Daily Show, appeared on Oprah because he was the ONLY person who could help us understand this bailout.
10. Purple States.